The Empty Box Deluxe

A genuine cardboard box, previously containing something your cat ignored. Hand inspected for sittin..

$24.99 Ex Tax: $24.99

Box Inside a Slightly Larger Box

Our flagship nesting system. Two boxes, one cat, endless indecision about which one to sit in. The o..

$31.99 $39.99 Ex Tax: $31.99

Artisanal Bag of Air (Paper)

A paper bag, folded by hand and filled with locally sourced air. Rustles on contact. Suitable for am..

$12.50 Ex Tax: $12.50

The 4am Alarm Service Subscription

Never miss breakfast again, because nobody in the house will. Includes paw to face wake up, a loud a..

$9.99 Ex Tax: $9.99

Sunbeam, Portable (Battery Not Included)

A rectangle of warm light that follows the cat around the house. Battery, sun and laws of physics so..

$59.00 Ex Tax: $59.00

Keyboard Warming Mat

Shaped exactly like the keyboard your human is using, because the cat will sit on the real one anywa..

$29.95 Ex Tax: $29.95

Basket You Will Never Use

A handwoven wicker bed, lined with sheepskin. Cats surveyed rated it highly as a thing to walk past ..

$34.99 Ex Tax: $34.99

Professional Glare, Starter Kit

Everything a young cat needs to stare at a guest until they leave. Choose your strength below. Withe..

$14.99 Ex Tax: $14.99